“That is not how the song goes.”
“Oh yes it does!”
“Noooooo it doesn’t”
“Remember when you moved here?”
“Easter, sixth grade.”
“Remember how everyone ignored you, the new girl, because we already had enough friends?”
“Yes.”
“Remember the school play where we were paired up to sing Zip A Dee Doo Dah?”
“Why would you remember something like that all these years later?”
“It’s what brought us together. It’s our song! So what if I change the words to my liking?”
“And you’re still a flirt!”