The commander laughed at the notion of an iridescent dove smashing through a bag of jelly beans. Anything was possible, but it seemed like a complete waste of his favourite candy. There had to be another way to test out this new flying machine. Why couldn’t they use Lima beans, he thought they were disgusting. Yes, that was it. He would suggest that to the people in charge of this idiotic experiment. Surely one of the brains behind the Dove Jelly Project would agree to his way of thinking. Besides, whoever heard of dove jelly. That was just wrong!