“I know. Says they’re filthy buggers that have no place around the house.”
“Then why is she crying. I thought she would be happy to know that old tom cat is gone.”
“She had a soft spot for him. Called him Bert. He’s been the barn cat for years.”
“So that’s who Bert is.”
“Why do you say that?”
“She was grumbling under her breath one morning when she came back from the barn about some guy named Bert that had been hanging around the wood shed.”
“She’ll miss him.”
“I know she will.”