“Murder!” Shouted Ms. Peacock. “That’s a serious charge, Inspector Price.”

The inspector stood fast, cufflinks in hand. “ If you would have eaten the banana rather than tickle it, the charge would have never been entertained.”

The election ballet with the name of the one and only Pineapple Moonwalk became the drawing magnet. Her promise of a shovel with a sieve attachment meant the constituents could finally sift through the oppositions lies. To show their true colours - skuzzy flu viruses fed by the corrupt.